That’s right folks… that right there is a life sized Human Skeleton just “perfect” for you scary Halloween haunted house. $95 smackaroos and it even includes a stand!

This one’s for you Dano! Check it ladies and gentleman… that’s a real deal holyfield plexiglass pimp hat right there! Nothing… and I mean nothin… Says B.A.M.F like a plexiglass tophat!

Ever wonder what $1500 worth of Halloween junk looks like? Me neither… but in case you did here it is! Wow, from the looks of it that’s some sweet Halloween swag right there! Not sure I’m that in love with Halloween though… can’t see my self spending$750 bucks to score some teenyboppers.

“The Queen of Halloween is downsizing her Halloween collection” – Wow. If this is the bottom of the barrel stuff that she’s willing to part with she must indeed be the Queen of Halloween! This stuff looks nothing short of AWESOME! Check out the full list of items here.

Dr. Issuckblood is getting rid of his collection… and you can profit from it! Check out these super-sweet, super-sized hand made halloween decorations! We’ve got some very creative and Halloween loving folks here in the AZ!

This is just gross. Please, I beg of you… don’t show up to our Halloween party wearing this. Ladies… feel free to show up in something nice from this site.

This costume is Rad! Seriously… guaranteed to get you some play from the ladies! Okay, okay…. lets be honest here… showing up in this thing is not going to get you play…. but I’ve got a nephew named Jake that might just worship you.

Want to give Antionio Banderas a run for his money in the Unique Guitar Case category? Just drop a few bones on this bad boy and perhaps you’ll be walking away from this year’s Halloween Shindig with a hottie like Salma Hayek on your arm too!

1. Giant Spider web with Prey – I bet that would scare some kiddos…especially if you add a little fog!

2.       Electric Chair – No Kidding!  This thing would spook me if I saw it at a Halloween party.  I wonder if they leave this thing in their living room all year round.

3.       phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/for/1370853118.html”>Pumpkin Chiminea – This would be nice to have while you were handing out candy…well only if it gets cold enough this year.

4.       Guillotine & Coffin – This is pretty cool stuff!  It looks real enough to me.

5.       Pumpkin Fairy Costume – This has to be the cutest thing I have ever seen!  If I had a girl, I would buy it!

6.       Halloween Cakes – Theses are some sweet cakes!

7.       Chucky Dolls – These are pretty expensive to just have around at Halloween…but some people might like them as house decorations, maybe the Adams Family next door.  They would be pretty cool for a scary party though.  I think they would give me nightmares, if I knew they were in the house.

8.      Scary Masks – These one will give any kid nightmares…

9.      Pet Pumpkin Costume – I admit that I have dressed my dogs up for Halloween before, but I never thought that a rocking horse would have to be submitted to the shame that dogs are at Halloween.

10.     7 ft Knight in Armor – This is awesome!  I would consider leaving this up all year round to spook everyone that passes in the hallway.

Here are a few of the goofiest costumes that I have seen on craigslist:

Unusual Skeleton Costume – This one is a cross between a little school boy and the state puff marshmallow man.  Very original…to say the least.

Couples Costume – Bun in the oven and the Baker.  This is pretty silly!  I would go to this website if you are looking for better themed couples costumes.